First up: How can biologically-enhanced people hate on Barry?

And that’s why many of the 50,000 Angelenos who are currently yelping and spitting in the direction of the Giants’ left fielder are hypocrites. Because even as these fans righteously hiss the allegedly medically enhanced slugger, more than a few unnaturally unwrinkled brows furrow. The skin over many artificially high cheekbones flushes with color. Newly plumped lips widen and narrow, revealing whitened teeth, which now glisten under the almost full moon. So even as they gyrate, sending disturbingly large breasts into motion, these people are not what they seem.

These Dodgers fans, these Boys and Girls of Botox, are Barry’s Boys and Girls.

Or at least they should be. The reality of our imperfect game means that as Bonds continues his pursuit of the all-time home run record, fans will boo him — and none with more venom than those at Dodger Stadium. The irony is, these fans are the most likely in baseball to be embracing the human bobblehead. Because when 754 becomes 756, it will validate their own pursuit for unnatural perfection.

Slang from the 30’s. I’m gonna be integrating some of this into my speech. Butter and egg? Yeah.

Another thing I’m gonna go back to soon is making podcasts. It’s been 2 years since the first one. Here’s one way to do it.

A nice history of P-Funk.

Got an interview coming up? Here are some tips on body language that will get you over.

Here’s a height/weight chart with pictures of people who are at that figure. Some of the instances are actually fairly surprising. What would be be really instructive (and brave) is a nude (but not nekkid) version of the same thing.

Finally, the Mr. T. Name Generator.

What more can I say? (c) Hov

update
Height/weight link fixed. Thanks, Michelle.

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