Archive for May, 2007

100 Words Every High School Graduate Should Know

Posted in Everwhatever on May 31st, 2007

100 Words That All High School Graduates — And Their Parents — Should Know

BOSTON, MA — The editors of the American Heritage® dictionaries have compiled a list of 100 words they recommend every high school graduate should know.

“The words we suggest,” says senior editor Steven Kleinedler, “are not meant to be exhaustive but are a benchmark against which graduates and their parents can measure themselves. If you are able to use these words correctly, you are likely to have a superior command of the language.”

The following is the entire list of 100 words:

abjure
abrogate
abstemious
acumen
antebellum
auspicious
belie
bellicose
bowdlerize
chicanery
chromosome
churlish
circumlocution
circumnavigate
deciduous
deleterious
diffident
enervate
enfranchise
epiphany
equinox
euro
evanescent
expurgate
facetious
fatuous
feckless
fiduciary
filibuster
gamete
gauche
gerrymander
hegemony
hemoglobin
homogeneous
hubris
hypotenuse
impeach
incognito
incontrovertible
inculcate
infrastructure
interpolate
irony
jejune
kinetic
kowtow
laissez faire
lexicon
loquacious
lugubrious
metamorphosis
mitosis
moiety
nanotechnology
nihilism
nomenclature
nonsectarian
notarize
obsequious
oligarchy
omnipotent
orthography
oxidize
parabola
paradigm
parameter
pecuniary
photosynthesis
plagiarize
plasma
polymer
precipitous
quasar
quotidian
recapitulate
reciprocal
reparation
respiration
sanguine
soliloquy
subjugate
suffragist
supercilious
tautology
taxonomy
tectonic
tempestuous
thermodynamics
totalitarian
unctuous
usurp
vacuous
vehement
vortex
winnow
wrought
xenophobe
yeoman
ziggurat

jacked from The War on Folly

I ain’t even gon’ hold you… I probably only know about 75-85, myself. (It is yea early in the morning, though)

I Still Love That Ho (Sorta)

Posted in Everwhatever, Music on May 30th, 2007

- Or at least I don’t like nobody talkin’ bad about her.

In an article linked at Booker, Thomas Chatterton Williams, attempts to distinguish hip-hop culture from Black culture. He starts with this premise: “…for most Americans under the age of 45, hip-hop culture is Black culture. Only it’s not.” I’m not so sure about that 45 number, but I’ll roll with it. Maybe he’s including white people too. That’s the only way that number could possibly make sense. At any rate, I can co-sign that for Americans under a certain age, hip-hop culture and Black culture are virtually indistinguishable. Williams also correctly pegs hip-hop’s source as Black street culture. Sorta. What I mean is this: hip-hop is not the totality of Black culture, although present in hip-hop are all the elements of Black culture. We’ll get more into that shortly. Cuz up to this point, I’m still with him. The jumps out the cake with, “Until black culture as a whole is effectively disentangled from the python-grip of hip-hop, and by extension the street, we are not going to see any real progress.” That’s where I get off.

Let there be no misunderstanding: I don’t really fool with hip-hop like that any more. I still listen to the records I always liked, and I might cop new material from a very select group of artists, but that’s about the extent of it. All the things everybody else complains about, I, as someone who once loved the genre, have been complaining about. Misogyny and nihilism? I didn’t buy Efil4ziggan OR The Chronic for those reasons. (Although I did steal them from my cousin after I heard them. But still, I wasn’t supportin that stuff with MY money!) And that was when I was 18. It’s gone downhill pretty consistently since then. Since 1996, the amount of hip-hop I’ve bought has consistently declined, with the exception of that period in ‘98 right after Black Star came out. More funk, less hip-hop. More jazz, less hip-hop. All that to say that me and hip-hop don’t get down like that. Nevertheless, I don’t know that it’s entirely proper to try to lay the blame for the decline of Black culture at hip-hop’s feet when hip-hop itself is merely a distilled version of the combination of Black culture and the larger American culture.

I could go on and on and itemize and everything, but for the most part, I’ve already done that at various points. So to condense it, let’s just suffice it to say that the emphasis on a prolonged adolescence, which, I think is the problem behind the problems Williams identifies, is no more endemic to hip-hop than misogyny. That’s not to say that prolonged adolescence or any other problem should be acceptable because it’s found in other places, but the “hip-hop did it” act is stale and tired. I mean, I like sports as much as the next guy, but the fact that there are multiple television channels dedicated to twenty-four hour coverage of athletic events (and some not-so athletic events) is not really speaking to some “grown-man” business. Seriously. There are people who watch other people play poker just because it’s on television. That’s some young dude stuff; you watch your pops play cards so you can know how to do it when your turn comes.

As I’ve said before, one of the main problems with hip-hop is that its image is far bigger than it really is. To its supporters, there is this blind faith that if it could only be properly harnessed, it could be used to revolutionize the world. For its detractors, it is a main cog in the engine that’s driving the destruction of our (Black? American?) culture. Really, it’s neither. It’s a very popular musical genre. In large part because of its popularity, it has lost its soul. The balance and diversity that made it so attractive in the first place is gone. Hip-hop is now a caricature of itself. And yeah, I agree that because of the transformation from the balanced, decent-but-not-staggering-record-sales genre that it once was to the global behemoth that it is now, the elements that seem to be most prevalent are not healthy. It stinks now. That’s why I quit it. But it’s not the source of anybody’s problems. It may exacerbate things for people who are trapped in a perpetual adolescence - 30 and 40-year old men who still believe an 18-year old who said, “Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money,” - but you’d have a hard time convincing me that hip-hop is in any way culpable, as if “grown” men didn’t think like that prior to 1979.

I used to love her, but I don’t any more. She went out into the street and started selling herself. At one point, I held out hope that she would return to herself, but I’ve given up that hope. She is where she is, and she’s doing what she does. That ain’t me. I’m not about that stuff now, and I haven’t been about it for a long time. I’m not sure if the problem is that I got too old for her or if she just never tried to mature. Not like I excommunicated her, though. We still kick it from time to time, and truth be told, I’m probably more fond of her than even I know or am willing to admit. I guess that’s why when I see somebody talkin slick about her, I can’t just sit by and say nothing.

Wha’chu Gon’ Play Now?

Posted in Playlists on May 29th, 2007

Breaking My Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes) - Mint Condition
Cream - Prince
Lowdown Popcorn - James Brown
The Gas Face - 3rd Bass
You Can’t Change That - Raydio
Ike’s Mood - Isaac Hayes
Takeover - Jay-Z
Ain’t We Funkin’ Now -The Brothers Johnson
Stay - Jodeci
Burn Hollywood Burn - Public Enemy, f. Ice Cube & Big Daddy Kane
Love Is Here To Stay - Nat King Cole
What Goes Around Comes Around - Tony Toni Tone
Got - Mos Def
Freddie Freeloader - Miles Davis
I Don’t Know What It Is, But It Sure Is Funky - Ripple
Harlem World - Ol’ Dirty Bastard
Chocolate Buttermilk - Kool & The Gang
Spectrum - Billy Cobham
Blues for Brother George Jackson - Archie Shepp
Cornbread - Willie Hutch
Playing Your Game, Baby - Barry White
Booty-Butt - Ray Charles

Memorial Day

Posted in Everwhatever on May 28th, 2007

This year, my mother and I did something for Memorial Day that actually brought back memories: we watched Roots. The DVD set came out last Tuesday and I went to the store and copped it Saturday, as I had been planning to do. Roots came on TV One last month, but being that I’m without television the first, I could only catch parts of episodes when I was visiting someone else. Now, I have the whole series myself.

My first observations were fairly personal. The “Grits, dummy!” scene took me right back to my young childhood, when “Grits, dummy” was a running joke between my mother and me. For whatever reason, I thought that was just the funniest line on television. Then, in a later episode, there was the point when Kizzy told Chicken George, “I may not be much older than you, but I’m your mama and you gon’ obey me.” I’m not really clear on the memory, whether my mother actually said that to me when we weren’t watching the movie, or whether she said those words in an unrelated occurrence, but I do know that she said that almost verbatim. For some reason, I remember it being attached to Roots, though.

Unfortunately, I had to be the one to introduce her to the plagiarism controversy (detailed by Duane at Black Informant). My 11th grade English teacher hipped me to it after I wrote my final book report for the year on Roots. Being an English teacher and all, I have strong feelings about plagiarism, but in this case, I’m not really concerned. The story’s importance goes beyond its historical veracity. It is weak, however, that something we were told is true turned out to be a lie. A big lie. I’m talkin’ about, when I was at the flea market a couple weeks ago, I saw an ALBUM where Alex Haley is talking about the 12-year journey of research and writing. Obviously, I knew the album was full of nonsense, so I still haven’t listened to it, but I did cop it on the strength of it being a fairly significant document, I think. I was really looking for the Roots soundtrack, which we used to have, but I got that instead.

Watching Roots as a parent is powerful too. It’s unimagineable to me what it must have been like to watch your children being sold. Or watching them being beaten. Or having a daughter and knowing that there is no way to protect her from being raped. In certain parts, until now, I had only identified with the characters. Now I identify just as much with the parents. That’s scary. I mean, on the one hand, I’m thankful that we don’t live in those times now, but the mere thought is harrowing.

Maybe because I’m very conscious of the way I “read” films so that I can teach the kids, I was acutely aware of the text-to-text connections I was making as I watched. In one scene, where the adult Kunta grins wide and attempts to curry the favor of the massa by being overly obsequious, the first thought that popped into my head was “We Wear The Mask” by Paul Laurence Dunbar. I don’t think I’ll be teaching poetry next year, so I can’t show that scene as an example, but showing that scene along with that poem would be a powerful visual representation.

One question I had, that I’m not gonna get into right now, is this: what’s the deal with Black nudity? At the beginning, when they were in Juffre, before Kunta was born, there were shots of women walking around bare-breasted. I’m supposing that that was for the sake of “authenticity.” However, there was no consistency to it - or at least no explanation of why those women weren’t wearing tops while others were. But that’s not even the question I’m asking. What I’m really trying to get at is this: I think there’s a double standard where Black nudity is concerned; even if it were being done for the sake of historical accuracy, there wouldn’t have been a bunch of bare-breasted white women on broadcast television in 1977. It’s kinda like you always see the people from the “uninterrupted” cultures in National Geographic bare-breasted, but that’s not even treated as if it has the possibility of being erotic. It’s anthropological. Now, in 2007, I don’t know if this is still the case, but I don’t think those types of things were unintentional. It didn’t “just happen,” and it wasn’t by coincidence. I’m still trying to sort out my thoughts on it, though.

Oh. And to this day, I can still not understand how or why any Black American names their child Toby.

Willy-Nilly Round the ‘Net

Posted in Everwhatever on May 26th, 2007

First up is an article from the Pittsburgh Post Gazette highlighting the different appellative terms people invent as we become a more multiracial society. I normally don’t do quotes from these articles, but this one was just too good to pass up.

When Lamaas Bey is asked his race on a form or survey, he doesn’t check the box that says black or African-American, even though many people think that’s what he is.

Instead, the 27-year-old Homewood resident writes in the word “Asiatic,” because, he says, “I’m going back to the cradle of civilization where the first people came from, which was the continent of Asia. The whole world at one time was connected, and it was called Asia.”

Score one for the NGE.

The Washington Post has an article featuring Bell Multicultural High School in DC, where there is an early college program in place that allows students to take college courses while they are still in high school. Ordinarily, this might be limited to upperclassmen only, but at Bell, freshmen and sophomores are also allowed to participate. Optimally, this would allow a student to finish high school with an Associates Degree, thereby reducing the time and expense involved in earning a Bachelor’s. There are similar programs in place throughout the country, notably in North Carolina.

Speaking of youtube, when in the course of life it becomes necessary to download a video, there needs to be an easy way to do it. And there you have it.

Talking with Brotherbrown in the comments at Booker last week made me go back to the physics of gasoline consumption in passenger vehicles.

Beating all is the Mr. T. Jibba Jabba archive. Best believe my computer’s startup sounds will be different within the next week.

Is it worth it to get up at 4 AM? After reading the evidence, I’m interested but not quite swayed. Four o’clock is eeeearrrrly.

Y’all know I like boxing, and that I’m pretty unhappy about the way that fighters’ records are artifically inflated. One increase that’s legitimate is the size of the competitors - in the heavyweight division, at least. If you look at the tale of the tape, once upon a time, it was rare for a heavyweight champion to be over 200 pounds. The last WHC who wasn’t at least 200 pounds was Leon Spinks. That’s not exactly exclusive company.

Ex-Girl Wildin’ Out

Posted in Everwhatever on May 25th, 2007

At various times, I have written about the dissolution of my relationship with hip-hop. In most of those instances, I compared it to an ex-girlfriend. It’s not like the idea of making something analagous to a woman is a new idea, but in the case of hip-hop, I was specifically interpolating work by Common in his classic, I Used To Love H.E.R. Because he said it better than I can, let’s just look at this real quick. But bear in mind, this was released back in 1994. (typed lyrics courtesy of ohhla.com

Verse One:

I met this girl, when I was ten years old
And what I loved most she had so much soul
She was old school, when I was just a shorty
Never knew throughout my life she would be there for me
ont he regular, not a church girl she was secular
Not about the money, no studs was mic checkin her
But I respected her, she hit me in the heart
A few New York niggaz, had did her in the park
But she was there for me, and I was there for her
Pull out a chair for her, turn on the air for her
and just cool out, cool out and listen to her
Sittin on a bone, wishin that I could do her
Eventually if it was meant to be, then it would be
because we related, physically and mentally
And she was fun then, I’d be geeked when she’d come around
Slim was fresh yo, when she was underground
Original, pure untampered and down sister
Boy I tell ya, I miss her

Verse Two:

Now periodically I would see
ol girl at the clubs, and at the house parties
She didn’t have a body but she started gettin thick quick
DId a couple of videos and became afrocentric
Out goes the weave, in goes the braids beads medallions
She was on that tip about, stoppin the violence
About my people she was teachin me
By not preachin to me but speakin to me
in a method that was leisurely, so easily I approached
She dug my rap, that’s how we got close
But then she broke to the West coast, and that was cool
Cause around the same time, I went away to school
And I’m a man of expandin, so why should I stand in her way
She probably get her money in L.A.
And she did stud, she got big pub but what was foul
She said that the pro-black, was goin out of style
She said, afrocentricity, was of the past
So she got into R&B hip-house bass and jazz
Now black music is black music and it’s all good
I wasn’t salty, she was with the boys in the hood
Cause that was good for her, she was becomin well rounded
I thought it was dope how she was on that freestyle shit
Just havin fun, not worried about anyone
And you could tell, by how her titties hung

Verse Three:

I might’ve failed to mention that this chick was creative
But once the man got you well he altered her native
Told her if she got an image and a gimmick
that she could make money, and she did it like a dummy
Now I see her in commercials, she’s universal
She used to only swing it with the inner-city circle
Now she be in the burbs lookin rock and dressin hippie
And on some dumb shit, when she comes to the city
Talkin about poppin glocks servin rocks and hittin switches
Now she’s a gangsta rollin with gangsta bitches
Always smokin blunts and gettin drunk
Tellin me sad stories, now she only fucks with the funk
Stressin how hardcore and real she is
She was really the realest, before she got into showbiz
I did her, not just to say that I did it
But I’m committed, but so many niggaz hit it
That she’s just not the same lettin all these groupies do her
I see niggaz slammin her, and takin her to the sewer
But I’ma take her back hopin that the shit stop
Cause who I’m talkin bout y’all is hip-hop

And again I say, whatever potential hip-hop had, I think has been sapped by its capitulation to the lowest common denominator aspect of mass consumption. In essence, she hoed out. In an article by William Safire on a couple of phrases that have their origins in hip-hop, Dr. Geneva Smitherman notes, “Hip Hop music of this period was more rooted in Black Cultural Consciousness, in contrast to the 1990s advent of ‘gangsta rap,’ with its emphasis on violence, misogyny and bling-bling.” Now, I don’t necessarily go that far. As long as there was rap, there was gangsta rap, but back in the day, there was balance. If Public Enemy was too political for you, there was Kid & Play or Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. If that was too bubblegum for you, there was Luke (well…I’m not really sure where Luke fits in my own hip-hop paradigm) or Too Short or Kool G. Rap. Point is, there were options because hip-hop was minding its business, doing its own thing. Record companies didn’t really know how to handle it, so it existed in something of a realm of purity. That is, it was what it was because it was that way. Now, it is what it is because it makes money. But then, that’s intersection of art and commerce, with the art decreasing as commerce increases, should be at or near the central locus of much of the discussion over the excesses of “hip-hop culture.”

Couldn’t Make This Up On My Best Day

Posted in Everwhatever on May 24th, 2007

Not that it matters, but at least they ain’t Black.

Who’s Your Daddy? Paternity Battle Between Brothers

By Mary Kathryn Burke
ABC News Law & Justice Unit
May 21, 2007
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Twin brothers Raymon and Richard Miller are the father and uncle to a 3-year-old little girl. The problem is, they don’t know which is which. Or who is who.

The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other.

When the woman in question, Holly Marie Adams, got pregnant, she named Raymon the father, but he contested and demanded a paternity test, bringing his own brother Richard to court.

But a paternity test in this case could not help. The test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants to pay the child support. The result of the test has not only brought to light the limits of DNA evidence, it has also led to a three-year legal battle, a Miller family feud and a little girl who may never know who her real father is.

“‘Did you sleep with him [Richard Miller] while in Sikeston for the rodeo?’,” Cameron Parker, Richard’s lawyer, said she asked Holly Marie Adams in 2003 court testimony, to which she answered “‘Yes ma’am.’” “She then said she went to appellant’s [Raymon Miller’s]home where they had sex later that night or early the next morning,” Parker said.

Just wow. But when cats like JLP go to lecturing on the depravity of Black culture, do these cases (because we know this is neither the first one, nor the only case like it) factor into their thinking? Or is this hip-hop’s fault too?

Inside The Numbers

Posted in Everwhatever on May 24th, 2007

One of the more frustrating things about dealing with real teenagers instead of statistics is that I know the people behind the numbers. So we can talk about a 70% out-of-wedlock birth rate all we want; and yeah, that’s a harrowing number and all that, but it’s nothing compared to actually knowing a young person who’s actually in that situation. Seventy percent is of no concern to me when I look at some of my little girls who have both the intellectual potential and the work ethic to really make moves in life and see that they are learning that advanced math: 1+1=3. See, when it’s a number, it’s easy to pontificate about how the such-and-suches should do so-and-so and all that good stuff, and really, the principles never change. It’s true. I tell the kids all the time (or at least when the opportunity arises), “Put it away until you really know what to do with it.” But they’re young. And dumb. That’s no excuse, but I’m sayin. It’s a hard thing to look at.

Equally hard, or maybe I should say challenging in an entirely different way is the seeming randomness of it. Now scientifically, we know that girls don’t get pregnant at random. They and their partners had to work for it. However, often, it seems that it doesn’t really happen to the girls I would expect it to. And maybe I’m wrong for this, but some of these chicks, I just kinda know…not that I’m wishing anything on them, but it’s like, unless she has an epiphany or an intervention, she’s gonna be kidded up before she should be in 12th grade. Not like it’s not disturbing to see those get pregnant too, but there’s just a whole different dynamic when the girl had her thing together - academically, at least.

I guess I shouldn’t leave the boys out, because I’m disappointed for them too, but it’s different. One of the teen fathers is on one of the teams I’m coaching. Again, I don’t know how to react. He works so hard in practice, and I know he’s putting in some effort in the classroom because he wants to play ball so much. And I’m sayin’…in some ways I wasn’t really surprised to dinf out that his girlfriend was pregnant, but when I watch him in practice, I just feel sorry for him. In a few weeks, his whole world is going to change. Drastically. His whole list of priorities will be different. Or it should be. I remember hearing my wrestling coach say the exact same thing when one of my teammates got his girlfriend pregnant.

So far, in my first year teaching high school, I’ve seen just about all the statistical occurrences up close. I know dropouts, students who’ve been killed, and teen parents. And that’s not even counting the “near misses.” Ultimately, I think the difference is in the caring. That doesn’t mean you excuse the behavior and act like nothing’s wrong, or that all choices are equally valid, because they’re not. It’s just frustrating to know better and to want better for someone who gets caught up in the mix.

Of course, just cuz a person starts in the statistics doesn’t mean they have to stay there. Ask my mama.

Wha’chu Gon’ Play Now?

Posted in Everwhatever on May 23rd, 2007

Don’t Believe The Hype - Public Enemy
Long Island Wildin’ - De La Soul
Salt Water Taffy (Slo Jam) - Boogiemonsters
I’m Only Out For One Thang - Ice Cube, f. Flavor Flav
Not Forgotten - Israel and New Breed
Let A Man Come In and Do The Popcorn - James Brown
Be Happy - Mary J. Blige
Just The Two Of Us - Chubb Rock
Money In The Bank - Kool G Rap & DJ Polo
If You Really Love Me - Stevie Wonder
Triple Stage Darkness - 3rd Bass
I Got A Story To Tell (instrumental) - Biggie
You Know And I Know - BeBe and CeCe Winans
Lyrics of Fury - Eric B. & Rakim
Otha Fish - The Pharcyde
Maggot Brain - Funkadelic (I see you, Bijan)
The Assembly Line - The Commodores
Super Soul Sister - Heatwave
Look To The Sky - Roy Ayers
MACEO - Maceo & All The King’s Men
Total Kaos - EPMD
How My Man Went Down In The Game - Main Source
Hungarian Rhapsody - Lizst

Movie Meme

Posted in Everwhatever on May 20th, 2007

Taking the tag from Jared on the movie meme

So, here are the rules:

Pick out ten favorite movies, then look them up at IMDb. In the overview at the top of each movie’s page, there are “Plot Keywords,” usually five of them. (Plus more, if you click the link.) Take the first five, and post them. Then the rest of us get to play movie buff and see if we can guess them.

Here we go. Some of these are so obvious that I just can’t be your friend anymore if you don’t get them. Others, however, will be more obscure. Of course, since Jared used some of the ones I woulda used, I’m can’t use those. But still, some of em are…obvious.

1. African American / motor car wash / business / automobile / car wash

2. Training montage / beach / underdog / charity / guilt

3. Tupperware / nun / IV line / television news / taxi driver

4. High school / overprotective parent / party / bully / hip-hop

5. Crime boss / French Quarter / gay slur / hypnosis / African American

5. Arranged marriage / assumed identity / barber shop / daughter / bride

6. Self surgery / grim / 1980’s / 2000’s / totalitarian

7. Prophecy / mentor / No opening credits / kung fu / cat

8. Catholic church / Roman Catholic / Catholic / blues music / country music

9. Title based on song / cult favorite / shooting / urban violence / gun

10. Fight scene / fight / breaking the fourth wall / father son relationship / South Central Los Angeles

Go!