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    JB - II

    By Avery | December 25, 2006

    I got this from a post on Okayplayer, and I thought that it was probably the most appropriate way to start my however-long commemoration of The Kang.  So with no further ado…

    1. Best Use Of “Funky Drummer”: I wanna say Rebel Without A Pause, but…Mama Said Knock You Out is very close.
    2. Best NON “IT TAKES TWO” use of “Think”: Golddigger - EPMD.  The little “She bad, Hank” sets off the action just right.
    3. Best Use Of “Funky President (People Its Bad)“: Eric B For President
    4. Best James Offspring Production Use In Hip Hop: “Four Play” - Fred Wesley and the Horny Horns in Packet Man - Digital Underground
    5. Best St Clair Squeal PE - Rebel Without a Pause.  No. Question.
    6. Best Non PE St. Clair Squeal- ??
    7. Best James in RnB - Hold On - En Vogue
    8. Best James in Pop - I don’t know pop that well.
    9. Best Use of his Vocals - Golddigger - EPMD
    10.Best “holy shit THAT was JAMES BROWN?” - There Was A Time - Dee Felice Trio.  There Was A Time is a James Brown staple, and I thought I had heard it every way there was to hear it, but I was stone-cold wrong.  You know that sample from Chubb Rock’s Treat ‘Em Right?  That bass line?  It’s from here.
    11. Best JB Album Cover -
    Black Caesar is pretty hot.
    12. Best Haterade James -
    13. No JAMES NOOOOOOO!!!!!: The rapping on For Goodness Sakes, Look At Those Cakes.  Sheesh.
    14. Best JB just hanging with the boy’s banter on wax: “We gotta go on a Jesus crusade like the rest of ‘em…” from More Peas.  But More Peas is just a gold mine of banter in general.
    15. Best JB Drummer:  Gotta give the nod to Stubblefield, although Starks always represented, and Melvin Parker plays on my all-time favorite James song.
    16. Best JB Label
    17. Irony In The Fire
    18. Tell the truth…Eddie Murphy started your interest in JB: Yes or No:  Naw, what really got me into JB was hip-hop.  Started tryin to source all those samples I loved.  That put me on the quest I’ve been on ever since.
    19. The Best James On TV to school a youngin:  This clip of JB doing Sex Machine and Soul Power.  Note the extremely tall bassist in the background.
    20. The Funkiest Moment captured on wax:  So many to choose from, but Let A Man Come In And Do the Popcorn is, to me, the absolute essence of everything James Brown was about.

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