Archive for April, 2004

Whas’never I Play, It’s Got To Be FUNKY

Posted in Everwhatever on April 30th, 2004

The random playlist thing got corny to me. I kept getting the same artists over and over. I got too much music for that.

  • Nautilus - Bob James
  • Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) - Joe Tex
  • Like This Anna - J-Live
  • All Falls Down - Kanye West
  • Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys
  • Sister Sanctified - Stanley Turrentine
  • Bumpy’s Blues - Isaac Hayes
  • Reign of the Tec - The Beatnuts
  • Booty - Erykah Badu
  • Rumpofsteelskin - Parliament

Tired of the BS

Posted in Everwhatever on April 30th, 2004

I must love Aleve because partisan commentary really makes my head hurt. I just read Larry Elder’s opinion about John Kerry’s statement, “I’m fascinated by rap and by hip-hop. I think there’s a lot of poetry in it. There’s a lot of anger, a lot of social energy in it, and I think you’d better listen to it pretty carefully, ’cause it’s important.” Elder then proceeds to highlight his case for the foolishness of such a stance.

Now, Larry Elder is not the first person to mention this. I think Kerry was on MTV a few weeks ago, so that’s when it happened. I just have time to talk about it now. What all these pundits fail to mention, or perhaps never even took the time to find out, was the context in which the comment took place. Before Kerry was asked the question, the video for Kanye West’s “All Falls Down” had just aired. Here are some lyrics:

Man I promise, she’s so self conscious
She has no idea what she’s doing in college
That major that she majored in don’t make no money
But she won’t drop out, her parents will look at her funny
Now, tell me that ain’t insecurrre

or how ’bout

Man I promise, I’m so self conscious
That’s why you always see me with at least one of my watches
Rollies and Pasha’s done drove me crazy
I can’t even pronounce nothing, pass that versace!
Then I spent 400 bucks on this
Just to be like nigga you ain’t up on this!
And I can’t even go to the grocery store
Without some ones thats clean and a shirt with a team
It seems we living the american dream
But the people highest up got the lowest self esteem
The prettiest people do the ugliest things
For the road to riches and diamond rings
We shine because they hate us, floss cause they degrade us
We trying to buy back our 40 acres
And for that paper, look how low we a’stoop
Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coupe

and just to close it out,

…We buy our way out of jail, but we can’t buy freedom
We’ll buy a lot of clothes when we don’t really need em
Things we buy to cover up what’s inside… lyrics (c) Kanye West

That’s not exactly gangsta, murder-murder-murder, kill-kill-kill material. Yet, if you listen to some folks, the gangsta element is the sum total of hip-hop and that Kerry is pandering or crazy to have even made it seem like there’s something of value in rap. Simple-minded reductionist thought like that gets on my very last nerve.

It should be obvious that this is not about Kerry. I’m not the least bit interested in what he likes or doesn’t like, whether he likes hip-hop as a means to get votes or whether he really copped some CDs. I know I’m not gonna vote for him, so he’s immaterial. What gets to me is that some people seem to think the world is binary. Everything is dichotomized and simplified for easy political consumption. And even though I just mentioned Larry Elder, who is a conservative, the same thing applies across the political spectrum. Earlier this week, I read a review of “A Man on Fire” at Africana.com in which the reviewer says that Denzel Washington is playing a “Mr. Bojangles” role. Made me mad. There were elements about the movie I didn’t like, but that author missed the whole point.

It’s even worse to me when people who seem to have no interest in hip-hop or its primary creators/consumers spout off some pith about hip-hop culture or about rap music in general, like they know something. They may know what they heard on MTV, or on the radio, but that ain’t much to know. That’s like saying all Republicans are old white men because that’s all I see on TV and that’s what the people I know tell me. Then all that means is that I and the people I know need to get out more and expand our horizons. But I think it’s totally disingenuous for a person who has little to no interest in a thing to try to assess the value of that thing.

Just had to get that off my chest.

Liberation Theology

Posted in Everwhatever on April 29th, 2004

There are some things I find attractive about liberation theology. With its focus on the least-off, it avoids the trap that much of “mainstream” Christianity has fallen into, the preoccupation with wealth and success. In addition, liberation theologists place as much import on the corporate as they do on the individual; which I think is definitely a shortcoming of Christian thought in America. The only thing that gets me about liberation theology is that at its essence, it’s not scriptural. To be sure, it’s no more unscriptural than some strains of fundamentalist thought, but my error is not a free pass for somebody else’s mistake.

While the goals of liberation theology are admirable, its philosophical underpinnings and the way that it plays out on the street leave much to be desired. I don’t think there’s any question that we should be working to ameliorate the suffering of the poor. I’m not just talking about sharing the Gospel with them, although that is certainly the first and most important step. Without that, all the rest is a temporary stopgap. Governmentally-sanctioned faith-based initiatives or not, I think the Christian church should be at the forefront of any effort to improve the lives of the disenfranchised. (And there shouldn’t be any argument from Christians on the left as if it’s a bad idea just because a Republican President said it.) To that extent, liberation theology is on track. However, liberation theology loses its way because it places the oppressed at the center of the gospel instead of keeping Jesus there.

A principal problem is that oppression tends to be defined in political terms so that the oppressed are not a powerless, marginalized out-group, but any group that is not represented by the “hegemonic” ruling class, i.e. heterosexual white males. Thus we have different liberation theologies for different groups; there’s Black theology, Latino theology, feminist/womanist theology, and there’s probably a queer theology somewhere out there, too. In every case, the goal is to render a reading of the Bible that affirms the experiences of the group in question by using the following syllogism: God is on the side of the oppressed: we are oppressed: God is on our side. The important distinction there is the “God is on our side,” not “we are on God’s side.”

This is problematic in two ways: first, because liberation theology is primarily concerned the Bible in a political context, it tends towards a long historical view. While an understanding of the past is necessary to properly contextualize and evaluate what has happened, it is not so good for moving forward. Sure, things happened; some of them are so awful that the English language is not equipped with the words to express the degree of evil or suffering or whatever happened in that particular instance. Still, knowing that does not really help us today. I hate it when people try to act like the past was some halcyon occasion, like people weren’t suffering, or when they try to marginalize the events of the past like it wasn’t that important, but when it comes down to it, the past has passed. It’s not about what happened, it’s about what you’re going to do about it. In the biblical passage I used last time, note that Jesus told the woman to go forth and sin no more. He wasn’t worried about what she had just been caught doing, or about all she had done before that. He just said, “Go forth and sin no more.” What are you gonna do now?

The second way in which liberation theology’s political definition of oppression is problematic is that it leads to philosophies which run counter to the Word. I said last time that even self-styled fundamentalists are actually liberal when it comes to the interpretation of some scriptures. That is, the interpretation of Scripture is based, at least in part, on an understanding of the context in which the passage was written and the audience to whom the passage was written. The difference between fundamentalist theology and liberation theology is fundamentalists see the Bible as the inspired, inerrant Word of God even as they seek to understand it in the proper context. Liberation theologists see the Bible as the Word of God as perhaps inspired, but certainly not inerrant. That is, they look at it through postmodern lenses so that the real message is not in what’s written, but in the ideas behind what’s written, which can only be gotten at when the biases of the authors are revealed and accounted for. Barbara Essex writes in Bad Girls of the Bible,

The Bible is composed of words—chosen by human beings who have been shaped and influenced by the culture within which they live and work. Words and their meanings change over time and are shaped by events of particular eras. The same holds true for the words of biblical texts.

(In the interest of complete honesty, I will say that I am sometimes curious about pronoun choice as it refers to God. Since God is a spirit and as such does not have a gender in the same way that a human would, why do we use a gendered pronoun? This is particularly puzzling considering that some of the names of God and some of the descriptions are feminine. Can’t pretend I have an answer here…by and by when the morning comes, yahmeen?)

One other thing to note is that liberation theology is ultimately a response to willful misapplication of the Word by individual and collective entities for their own gain. If people didn’t try to justify unrighteous actions with the Bible, there would be no need for a separate “theology” to address the discrepancies. However, given that for as long as there has been an America (longer than that, of course, I’m just talking about America because this is where both my home and heart are) people have been using biblical passages, usually taken out of context, but sometimes not, to explain why they should be at the top of the political/socioeconomic spectrum and why those who are on the bottom belong there. While this does not justify leftist esigesis, there should be no misunderstanding of the reasons behind some peoples’ skepticism regarding biblical interpretation.

I think this plays out most sharply in any discussion of America as a Christian nation, past present or future. There’s a certain element that likes to claim America’s Christian “heritage.” Like I said in my post on Americanity, I don’t debate that there is an element of Christianity in America’s heritage, as passed down by the Founders and other significant historical figures, but Christianity is not the only thing they passed down. Moreover, the degree to which they passed down biblical Christianity is arguable. My point here is that many of the battles in the “cultural war” that some Christians seem to feel we are fighting are skirmishes that the church let “walk.” If the church is operating properly, Elijah Muhammad has no rap. Can’t say it’s the “white man’s religion” if it’s not complicit in the destruction of Black people. But it was. Gays try to use Loving v. Virginia as shield against the church’s opposition to gay marriage because in many places, the church really was (and in some places, may still be) against interracial marriage– not as a personal opinion, but as an edict from the Lord. Nowadays, there seems to be more of a direct effort to address social concerns, but let’s not get it twisted: we as Christians are in this situation because we put ourselves in this situation, whether actively or passively. In short, liberation theology is a response to unchecked oppression theology, or perhaps more accurately, unchecked oppression under the guise of theology. However, not everybody who claims to be “oppressed” really is.

For instance, nowadays, we have homosexuals claiming to be oppressed because they can’t get married like heterosexuals. Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is – from either perspective. If Butterscotch and I get married, the fact that two dudes in San Francisco got married doesn’t cheapen my commitment to Butterscotch, nor does it change the spiritual concept behind our marriage. Really, marriage exists on two levels: one is civil, one is spiritual. On a civil level, what difference does it make? Two dudes getting together doesn’t change marriage any more than two dudes getting together changes sex. I don’t think gays marrying puts David’s Bridal or Zales or any wedding planners or anybody else in the red. That is, heterosexuals aren’t going to stop marrying because gays start. I think the only argument against gay marriage is that it’s not biblically permissible. According to some Christians, neither is marriage involving at least one divorced person. To the literalist, it would seem to me that divorce would be more problematic than gays getting married. The gay thing is just more outrageous and gets more attention. Just like if I went to Vegas and got lit up and married somebody other than Butterscotch—that wouldn’t be just as much of a desecration to marriage as Adam and Steve?

At the same time, I’m confused by the gay marriage lobby. I’ve actually seen gay activists say that the push for gay marriage is not an attempt to make homosexuality “mainstream” or “normal.” Then what the devil is it? What else could it be if you’re going from “keep your laws off my sexuality” to “include my sexuality in your laws?” That makes no sense. Nor does it make sense to claim some type of persecuted status. I’m not one of those people who thinks that gays have it easy just because there are some gays in high places, or because there seems to be a proliferation of queers on the IB. Still, I don’t see the connection between gay rights and the Civil Rights movement. Honestly, I can see where somebody would try to make the connection; if I had a mass movement, I would probably pattern it after the civil rights movement, too. That don’t make it righteous, though.

To keep it focused on the theological aspect, I don’t think it’s oppression to say that the Bible condemns homosexuality. The Bible condemns all fornication. If gays are oppressed, then we all are. No matter what the civil law or any “inclusivist” preacher says, gay marriage can never be a reflection of the relationship between Christ and the church (his Bride), so any sexual activity outside of that is necessarily fornication. Now, a person may choose to deny the Bible’s authority on the matter, but all the rest of the discussion is irrelevant. Whether homosexuality is a genetic predisposition or socially constructed makes no difference. I don’t know if I like women because I was born that way or because I always knew I was supposed to. Maybe it’s somewhere in the middle (I know for a fact that I knew I liked women when I saw the cover to the Ohio Players album, Honey), but in either case, my natural tendency would have me fornicating. I don’t get fewer demerits because it’s not with a man. So where’s the oppression?

Same thing goes for abortion. I recently read where Planned Parenthood has a chaplain who…I can’t really imagine what his actual purpose is, except to lie to these women and make them think it’s all good. It can be, if the woman repents just like everybody else has to, but I don’t think there’s too much in the way of biblical justification for abortion. When I looked, I saw a lot of secular logic; lotta talk about patriarchy and holding women down, but not too much Bible. Overall, I think that’s the weakness of liberation theology. By using postmodern interpretative techniques like “deconstruction,” the result is biblical nullification. The witness of the text is held subject to the political leanings of the individual in such a way that when there is a disagreement between the two, the political wins out.

Not like so-called liberals have the market cornered, by the way. Their variances from scripture tend to be more sensational, usually having some connection to sex, but I seem to recall Jesus pointing out one or two people whose greed and self-righteousness represented a problem for their relationship with Him. Greed and pride, unlike sexual sins, are all but impossible to identify in another person. Honestly, they’re even hard to self-identify. The difference between appreciating what God has done for me and being prideful for what I did is gossamer. I have to be very conscious of my intents and motives. Focusing on myself makes it very difficult to worry about where somebody else may be going wrong, even when their wrong is different than mine.

We’ll Be Right Back…

Posted in Everwhatever on April 29th, 2004

When I get done with all this busy-ness (but before I start up the busier-ness), I’m gonna drop posts on:

- liberation theology
- brothers on the DL
- misogyny in hip-hop? (may not get to that one, but we’ll see.)

Soon & very soon

Paul Mooney’s Toothpaste

Posted in Everwhatever on April 22nd, 2004

“I say ‘nigger’ 100 times every morning; it keeps my teeth white.” - Paul Mooney

Before I got the Good Times DVDs, I bought Sanford & Son. Looking at the credits for the second season, I saw something that really tripped me out. Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney collaborated on two episodes. I never knew that Richard Pryor had written any episodes of S&S. It had never even occurred to me that he might do something like that. Anyway, when I looked back at the episodes Pryor and Mooney had collaborated on, I found a common occurrence. In both episodes, Fred said “nigger.”

For about 12 or 13 years, I’ve had serious ambivalencies about ‘nigger/nigga.’ Back in ‘94, I wrote a paper where I pegged out a specific instance in which it had a positive connotation without really dealing with the negative aspects of it. I’m not going to rehash all that here, but I will say that it’s a very interesting word. Randall Kennedy called it “troublesome.” It’s that too. More than anything, it’s whatever the speaker and the hearer make of it. If it only has currency as a negative, then it’s negative. If, between individuals, it has the potential to be a term of endearment, then it can be that sometimes.

To give this some perspective, last week, I did some writing on Blackness; what it is and whatnot. I didn’t come to any firm conclusions because I think Blackness as an existential state is very liquid. I don’t know that there is a way to be Black just like I don’t know that there is a way to be a man. That is to say, in most people’s vernacular, having a ‘y’ chromosome and achieving 18 years does not qualify one for manhood. That’s the basis, but there are other variables in the equation. In my family, it’s stuff like paying your bills on time and being responsible to get things that need doing done. I don’t know that defines a man so much as it defines an adult; there is no gender-specific element at play. Some other people I know are hesitant to use the term “man” to describe a gay male. Likewise, there are people who seem to think that having conservative politics means that a person is not Black (or maybe not Black enough). Last year, after Rush Limbaugh (what was ESPN thinking in the first place?) made his pronouncement that Donovan McNabb is overrated (could be true) and that the Liberal Media Machine had an agenda to make Donovan look better than he really is (Limbaugh must have never been to Philly. There is no such thing as a free ride for an athlete in Illadelph.), Outside the Lines had Armstrong Williams on there with some Africana Studies professor from a California school (USC?) discussing the whole incident. Well, somehow, the word nigger came up and the professor cat spouted off that old line about how it’s a term of endearment. So of course, Armstrong started talking about how he doesn’t use it as a term of endearment, then the professor dude starts talking about how it’s used within the Black family, of which Armstrong is not a part, and it just went downhill from there. Luckliy, for my stomach and Butterscotch’s ears (I go off for 20 minutes at a time when I hear nonsensical arguments like that) I had somewhere to go.

My whole thing is this: that word is totally contextual. Especially nowadays, with the prevalence of hip-hop as a global marketing force/product. So, for instance, people are quick to trot out that term of endearment story. Well, that’s true, but that’s not the whole story. The same two people can have a conversation and refer to each other as nigga five times each and some of those times it will be positive and sometimes it will be negative. I would even argue that sometimes it’s neither. Sometimes, it’s just a word. And that’s just with two Black people talking. What about those times when it’s a Latino cat and an Asian cat referring to each other as nigga in a friendly way? Or two white cats? (I’ve observed it with my own eyes and ears.) What then? For instance, Ambra has a post referring to another post about those t-shirts that say, “Jesus Is My Homeboy.” Well, knowing the vernacular, that shirt could hypothetically read, “Jesus is my nigga.” I don’t think anybody would print it, but putting aside questions of blasphemy or whatever, I don’t think the word ‘nigga’ in that context would a) reflect an overriding racial element or b) be construed as a pejorative. I think that some people would find it offensive on its face but in the same way that the word ‘homeboy’ is not negative, ‘nigga’ wouldn’t be either.

Having said that, I partially agree with the Nationalists who believe the word should be dead by now. To the extent that it’s a relic of pure racism, I would agree that it probably has no place in the 21st century vocabulary. I generally try not to say it, especially in mixed company. (Sometimes I don’t care, though. I think it may have something to do with sunspots.) Even knowing that everybody who uses the word is not necessarily using it in its racial context, I just get uncomfortable hearing white people using it. Especially when I hear some white right-wing types talking about, “They say it, so why do they get upset when we do?” On one level, that might be a legitimate question, but I tend think that question is disingenuous. Knowing that the word is contextual, there are certain contexts in which its use is just not permissible. That’s one of them. Unless the Black person who you use it around knows you very well, I just don’t think it’s a good idea.

Of course, that had me feeling awful funny when “Straight Outta Compton” was new and a white friend of mine was reciting the lyrics to “Gangsta Gangsta.” (Do you realize that the -sta ending, which has now gained mainstream currency, was invented by an 18 year-old Ice Cube?) But what did I think he was supposed to do? Was he going to say “Here’s a little something about a ‘n-word’ like me?” “…a ‘n’ like me?’ “…a brother like me?” I didn’t like it but there was nothing I could really say. He was just quoting Cube. And knowing that he really liked the record, it wasn’t like I could tell myself that he was just looking for an opportunity to say ‘nigga.’ So I just had to deal with it.

Even with all that, I still don’t have that big a problem with it. It’s just a word. Having been an English major, and a postmodern one at that, I know that words are not neutral. I know that words are one of the most fundmental means of exerting power and all that good stuff. I’m hip to all that. And I’ll still say nigga if I get ready. In my own idiolect, it’s gone through several uses. At one point, when I was in high school trying not to cuss, everything that had previously been “a motherfucka” became “a nigga.” So if it was really cold, it was “cold as a nigga.” In that case, I wasn’t even using it as a euphemism. It was just a placeholder. And actually, I think that swap is a decent parallel. Every time somebody says m-f, it’s not invective. Sometimes it is, sometimes it’s not. It just depends on who’s doing the talking, who’s listening, and what they’re talking about. But then again, I’m not a prescriptivist when it comes to language. Wait until I talk about cussin’.

I think I’ll probably formulate some more thoughts on this and write a little more sometime soon. Maybe I’ll talk about cuss words, too. In a lot of ways, ‘nigga’ mirrors cuss words, so they make good running mates.

… & Whatnot

Posted in Everwhatever on April 21st, 2004

At the end of the semester, when it starts getting hectic (well really, it started getting hectic a few weeks ago), I like to think back and remember the good ole days.

-Like that time my roomate, Clark, and I played Coach K basketball on the Genesis until about 5:30 or 6 in the morning. If I remember correctly, we had about 4 games in a row that went down to the last shot. Then, when we finally turned the game off, En Vogue’s “Giving Him Something He Can Feel” came on. Now that’s good television! But it got even better. The next channel we flipped to showed a dude we knew getting arrested in a drug bust. The fact that the dude got arrested was not what made it good television, it was just that we knew him. I don’t think it would be as exciting now, but on that specific day, at that time, having been up all night and just played at least 5 hours of video games, it was surreal. Especially since we lived in a fairly distant suburb. Dude must have been moving some weight for his bust to get television coverage in Chicago. But that was a good TV day.

Speaking of tremendous videos, when Janet’s “Love Will Never Do Without You” came out, I think I was getting carpet fibers off my tongue for about a week. I remember there was a lot of discussion about what was real and what was bionic, but I was in 9th grade. Think I cared? On “Control” I thought Janet was cute, but on “Love Will Never Do,” man, I was…I can’t even remember. I just remember she bounced onto the screen then all the blood rushed from my head and that was it.

Other Videos I Remember Fondly
- The Humpty Dance
- Who You Wit’ II
- Fight The Power (The look on Chuck D’s face when the police came by was priceless.)

For all my boys who think Jay-Z is not the truth, I have this freestyle with him and Big L from 1995. Man, Jigga is nice. Stop frontin’. And I still like “Takeover” better than “Ether.” That doesn’t mean I think Ether is wack, but Takeover definitely has a better track. Most people I know seem to think that Ether was better, but the Takeoer v. Ether comparison is what made me finally admit that I liked Hov in the first place. Before that, I wouldn’t admit that I liked any of his songs. (Even though the video for Who You Wit’ always cracked me up.)

… & Whatnot

Posted in Everwhatever on April 21st, 2004

At the end of the semester, when it starts getting hectic (well really, it started getting hectic a few weeks ago), I like to think back and remember the good ole days.

-Like that time my roomate, Clark, and I played Coach K basketball on the Genesis until about 5:30 or 6 in the morning. If I remember correctly, we had about 4 games in a row that went down to the last shot. Then, when we finally turned the game off, En Vogue’s “Giving Him Something He Can Feel” came on. Now that’s good television! But it got even better. The next channel we flipped to showed a dude we knew getting arrested in a drug bust. The fact that the dude got arrested was not what made it good television, it was just that we knew him. I don’t think it would be as exciting now, but on that specific day, at that time, having been up all night and just played at least 5 hours of video games, it was surreal. Especially since we lived in a fairly distant suburb. Dude must have been moving some weight for his bust to get television coverage in Chicago. But that was a good TV day.

Speaking of tremendous videos, when Janet’s “Love Will Never Do Without You” came out, I think I was getting carpet fibers off my tongue for about a week. I remember there was a lot of discussion about what was real and what was bionic, but I was in 9th grade. Think I cared? On “Control” I thought Janet was cute, but on “Love Will Never Do,” man, I was…I can’t even remember. I just remember she bounced onto the screen then all the blood rushed from my head and that was it.

Other Videos I Remember Fondly
- The Humpty Dance
- Who You Wit’ II
- Fight The Power (The look on Chuck D’s face when the police came by was priceless.)

For all my boys who think Jay-Z is not the truth, I have this freestyle with him and Big L from 1995. Man, Jigga is nice. Stop frontin’. And I still like “Takeover” better than “Ether.” That doesn’t mean I think Ether is wack, but Takeover definitely has a better track. Most people I know seem to think that Ether was better, but the Takeoer v. Ether comparison is what made me finally admit that I liked Hov in the first place. Before that, I wouldn’t admit that I liked any of his songs. (Even though the video for Who You Wit’ always cracked me up.)

Kool-Aid Wars

Posted in Everwhatever on April 20th, 2004

Me and Butterscotch have a running debate over lime Kool-Aid. She swears that she never had Lemon-Lime, only Lime, but I’ve never heard of plain ol’ lime. The only green Kool-Aid I’ve ever seen is L-L. So If any of y’all have ever seen or had Lime (no Lemon) Kool-Aid, please let me know. The only thing I can think of is that it was a regional thing. (Butterscotch lived in Texas, while I was in northern lllinois.) What got us into this whole discussion is that she said that green Kool-Aid is better than red Kool-Aid. I might be wrong about the existence of Lime, but she’s outta her wig, talkin’ about green Kool-Aid is better than either of the two main red Kool-Aids, Tropical Punch, or Cherry (with Tropical Punch being the best flavor of all -read down to the Kool-Aid epands section).

(Speaking of the Kool-Aid Man, the only episode of The Family Guy I’ve ever seen had me literally rolling in the floor unable to breathe. They were in the court room and all the characters in the family were like, “Oh no!” then KAM came bustin’ in talkin’ about “OH YEAAHHH!” I thought I was gonna suffocate.)

Flag Wavers

Posted in Everwhatever on April 20th, 2004

Line of the day- “I got so much trouble on my mind/refuse to lose”- Chuck D

Walking around through a neighborhood in Northern Virginia that I’m pretty familar with, I saw this car, an Infiniti with about 3 confederate bumper stickers. First of all, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody put a bumper sticker on an Infiniti before, but again, what’s with the confederacy? (note: I don’t capitalize ‘confederate’ on purpose.) What’s to celebrate? And I know there were some Blacks in the confederacy, just like there were some Black slaveholders. Like that makes it legitimate. Truthfully, that’s one of the reasons that I can never go fully conservative. That flag is a deal breaker for me. No matter what else is going on, once I see that flag, there’s nothing left to talk about. (Unless I’m trying to find out that the devil s up with the support of the confederacy.) And this is just me, bt honestly, when I see that emblem on a bumper sticker, or even worse, flying, it makes me nervous. Not so much because of what the flag originally represented, although I detest that, but I don’t think people really realize that that thing had fallen into disuse until the Civil Rights movement. (’cept the klan. They used it fairly regularly.)Now, I’m not the type to start a ruckus, but if provoked, I will finish one. The confederate flag does not constitute provocation for me, but it does make me suspect that the flag flyer might start something. In cases like that, the extra weight of an Intratec 9 wouldn’t be such a bother.

Desktop 30

Posted in Everwhatever on April 18th, 2004

1. Vivian Green – No Sittin’ By The Phone
2. The Temptations – Hey Girl (I Like Your Style)
3. Public Enemy – Do You Wanna Go Our Way
4. Del tha Funkee Homosapien – In and Out
5. Common – Stolen Moments, pt. 1
6. Fred Wesley & The JBs – Doin’ It To Death
7. Jay-Z – Jigga My Nigga (remix instrumental)
8. Bill Cosby – Chicken Heart
9. Busta Rhymes – Party Is Goin’ On Over Here
10. Richard Smallwood Singers – I Give You Praise
11. James Ingram – Baby, Come To Me
12. Herbie Hancock – Watermelon Man
13. Richard Pryor – Ass Whupin’
14. Funkadelic – Get Off Your Ass And Jam
15. En Vogue – Hold On
16. Run-D.M.C – It’s Tricky
17. The Doors – Five To One
18. Bob James – Caribbean Nights
19. Sting – Epologue (Nothing ‘Bout Me)
20. Billie Holiday – He’s Funny That Way
21. Tha Alkaholiks – Can’t Tell Me Shit
22. Davy Jones – Girl
23. Al Green – Look What You’ve Done For Me
24. DMX – Damien
25. Maxwell – ‘Til The Cops Come Knockin’
26. Artifacts – To Ya Chest
27. Faith Evans – Keep The Faith
28. P. Diddy, feat. Biggie, Busta Rhymes – Victory
29. Mary J. Blige – Mary’s Joint
30. James Brown – Oh Baby Don’t You Weep

At least there are no repeat artists this time.